At WHAT!, even biscuit theft comes with standards. No one steals Rich Tea on purpose, after all, they’re the beige wallpaper of biscuits. So when the Chocolate Hobnobs vanish without crumbs, wrappers, or witnesses, Professor Vic Titious knows something is badly wrong. What starts as a missing snack soon points to a far stranger possibility: reality itself may have taken a bite—16 Chapters plus epilogue; circa 28,000 words.